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Hey, guys, your ride's here.

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Come on!

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Can you believe it?

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Can you believe it?

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Alexis away at her first

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sleepover, the twins going to a

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party...

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I don't think we've had the

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house to ourselves ever.

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House to ourselves ever.

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Kaci, Keenan, come on!

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Chop, chop!

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Babe, I know.

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Babe, I know.

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I thought we would start with a

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romantic dinner, and then, you

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know...

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Just see where it goes from

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just see where it goes from

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there.

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Come now, or you stayin' home

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with us!

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Whoa, whoa.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Hold up.

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Is there any reason you ripped

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a perfectly good shirt?

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I'm going to a twilight

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I'm going to a twilight

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party, so I'm rockin' the

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post-transformed Jacob look.

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Wanna know what else is ripped?

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Wanna know what else is ripped?

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I don't know.

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Your underwear? Socks?

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I give up.

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I give up.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Hey, kaci, excited about the

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party?

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Party?

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Wow.

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Super excited.

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Oh, but then why do you

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seem so sad?

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Seem so sad?

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Well, I'm Bella swan, and

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Bella's always depressed because

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Edward left her because he

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Edward left her because he

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didn't want his family of

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vampires to hurt her,

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but she doesn't know that, so

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she's really sad.

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She's really sad.

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Oh.

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You know, you'd probably have a

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better time at the party if you

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better time at the party if you

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were Bella after she realizes

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that Edward loves her.

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Good point.

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Eh?

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Oh, okay.

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Right?

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Right.

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Okay, you're, like, the most

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brilliant mom ever.

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Brilliant mom ever.

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Oh!

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Bye, sweetie.

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Hello, what about me?

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Sorry. Bye.

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Thank you.

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Love you.

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Have fun.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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I know what you're thinking:

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How lucky we are to have the

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most adorable kids ever.

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No, actually, I was thinking

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No, actually, I was thinking

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they'd never leave.

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Oh.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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[Quirky randamp;B music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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Mm.

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Would you like to have dessert

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upstairs?

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Uh, yes, I believe I would.

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Uh, yes, I believe I would.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Let's go.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm. Walk this way.

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Mm-hmm. Walk this way.

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[Clears throat]

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Oh, I get it.

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I get it.

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I'm the--I'm the dessert.

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I'm the--I'm the dessert.

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Sure.

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I thought you meant the

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tiramisu.

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Oh, we can bring that too.

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Ooh.

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Ooh.

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[Doorbell rings]

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[Groans]

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It's okay.

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I'll get it.

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I want to get dessert.

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I want to get dessert.

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Alexis?

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Alexis?

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Are you okay?

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I'm great.

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What?

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Hey, what happened?

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Why you guys back so soon?

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Alexis wanted to come home.

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Alexis wanted to come home.

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She was having a little trouble

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getting along with the other

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girls.

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Our Alexis?

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You sure, Pete?

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You sure, Pete?

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Well, babe, it'd be a little

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weird if he was talking about

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another little girl named

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Alexis.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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You go upstairs.

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We'll be up in a minute.

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I don't understand why she

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would want to come home.

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Would want to come home.

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I don't know what happened.

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Apparently the girls had a

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squabble, and when Alexis didn't

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get her way, she had a tantrum.

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Get her way, she had a tantrum.

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That girl's got some lungs on

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her.

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That is so not like her.

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That is so not like her.

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I'm so sorry, Peter.

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Well, it was her first

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sleepover, so did she seem

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anxious or scared?

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Anxious or scared?

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No, she seemed scary.

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You know, sometimes it's not

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entirely the child's fault.

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Entirely the child's fault.

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Family dynamics come into play.

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I mean, that's what I've heard.

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I mean, that's what I've heard.

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Are you questioning our

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parenting, Peter?

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No, babe, don't be silly.

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Well...

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Well...

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We had a similar problem with

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our oldest daughter.

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Our oldest daughter.

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It helped us to sit down with a

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professional.

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Oh, uh...

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Oh, uh...

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With all due respect, Peter,

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being vocal about her needs

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doesn't mean a child has a

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behavioral problem.

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Behavioral problem.

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And she's saying that as a

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professional.

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Guys, I know Carla's a

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Guys, I know Carla's a

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therapist, but sometimes we

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can't see our own kids.

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Can't see our own kids.

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Hmm.

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Anything else?

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Anything else?

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Good night, Peter.

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Thank you.

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Thank you for inviting Alexis

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and bringing her home, and we

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and bringing her home, and we

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are gonna take what you said

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into consideration.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We are?

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Nooo.

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Good afternoon, ladies.

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Afternoon.

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I've got sammies.

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Yay.

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Can I interest you in today's

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Can I interest you in today's

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special?

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Kosher corned beef topped with

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my homemade slaw on rye.

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Sammy Davis junior.

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Sammy Davis junior.

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I got it.

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I'll take one.

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Ah, miss Helen, you are so

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funny.

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Funny.

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You know what?

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I'm gonna take a Sammy sosa.

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♪ That's Turkey on wheat ♪

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♪ no cheese ♪

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♪ no Mayo ♪

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♪ no Mayo ♪

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Why is that a Sammy sosa?

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Why is that a Sammy sosa?

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'Cause I wanted my sandwich

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to have a funny name too.

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To have a funny name too.

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Well, thanks.

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I thought you didn't take

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special orders.

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Oh, well, I came prepared.

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Oh, well, I came prepared.

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I figured you'd want something

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not exciting.

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Excuse me, miss Helen, I got a

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delivery to make.

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You better go.

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You better go.

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Wow.

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That new sandwich guy is

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moo-oo-oo-dy.

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Moo-oo-oo-dy.

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Oh?

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I like him.

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You know what?

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He's probably stand-offish

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because I'm married.

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Because I'm married.

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Not that I care.

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Oh, I'm sure that's it.

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Get my jacket.

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Get my jacket.

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Be right back.

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Um, is your husband treating

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you right?

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'Cause if not, I'll be glad to

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'cause if not, I'll be glad to

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take you away from this.

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I'm building a sandwich empire.

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Hey, babe.

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Hey, babe.

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Hey.

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Whatcha doing?

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Well, Peter and I have been

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playing telephone tag, so I

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decided to email him.

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Decided to email him.

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Get the versions I sent?

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All ten.

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All right, what'd you think?

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All right, what'd you think?

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You know, this Peter

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situation has been nagging me,

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too, and I think we should have

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a conversation before you send

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a conversation before you send

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him anything.

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Oh, that's right.

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You want to give him a piece of

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your mind too.

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I get it.

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I get it.

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You talk, I'll type.

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Okay, I was just wondering...

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"Wondering..."

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"Wondering..."

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What if Peter's right?

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What if Peter's right?

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"Right."

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Right?

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Right?

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I mean, what if we do

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over-indulge Alexis?

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Delete, delete, delete.

299
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I just don't think we should

300
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I just don't think we should

301
00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:08,223
be so quick to dismiss what he

302
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said.

303
00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:09,851
I mean, we don't know Peter to

304
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be unreasonable.

305
00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:11,637
You were friends with him before

306
00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,002
this happened.

307
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,430
This happened.

308
00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,015
No, not really.

309
00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:14,850
You hung out with him at that

310
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cigar bar.

311
00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:16,976
Well, I like cigars.

312
00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:17,601
You golf with him.

313
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I like golf.

314
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I like golf.

315
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Okay, Alex, you rented a

316
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winnebago, drove cross country,

317
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and went fishing with the man.

318
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And went fishing with the man.

319
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Okay, that was fun.

320
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All right, look, yes, we were

321
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,030
all right, look, yes, we were

322
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friends, but he crossed the

323
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line, honey.

324
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We know our kids.

325
00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,579
This doesn't make us bad

326
00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:35,452
people.

327
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:35,998
I mean, parents spoil their

328
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I mean, parents spoil their

329
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children all the time because it

330
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makes them happy and it makes us

331
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feel good.

332
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Feel good.

333
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But it's just not what's best

334
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for the child, and I think we

335
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may have unconsciously fallen

336
00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:47,996
into catering to Alexis' needs

337
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,140
into catering to Alexis' needs

338
00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,009
too much.

339
00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,465
I know what it is.

340
00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,055
Because she's been

341
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:53,999
home-schooled, Alexis is a

342
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,560
home-schooled, Alexis is a

343
00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,730
little too advanced for those

344
00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,888
little kids.

345
00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,096
She was probably bored of their

346
00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,996
little, boring, baby games.

347
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,520
Little, boring, baby games.

348
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,725
Alex, Adrian tested as a

349
00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,105
genius and she speaks five

350
00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:04,862
languages.

351
00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:05,572
But does that include

352
00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,001
English, because English

353
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,150
English, because English

354
00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:09,105
shouldn't count.

355
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:09,817
I know how smart Alexis is,

356
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,696
but I don't really think that's

357
00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,001
the problem.

358
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,240
The problem.

359
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,235
I think maybe you--

360
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,407
Whoa.

361
00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,124
What, the problem is me?

362
00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:17,995
No, I think it's all of us,

363
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,790
No, I think it's all of us,

364
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,083
but--

365
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,575
May I have some juice please?

366
00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,626
Oh, yeah, sweetie, of course.

367
00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,499
Let's get you some juice.

368
00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:23,996
Whee!

369
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,130
Whee!

370
00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,223
Whee!

371
00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,998
Mostly you.

372
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,090
Mostly you.

373
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,137
Let me ask you something,

374
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:32,890
Alexis.

375
00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:33,600
Last night, were you scared or

376
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,639
sad or feeling anything that

377
00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,003
would have made you behave out

378
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,560
would have made you behave out

379
00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,231
of the ordinary?

380
00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,019
Nope.

381
00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,141
May I have a straw, please?

382
00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:40,598
Yeah, sure.

383
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,996
So do you think you had a

384
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,310
so do you think you had a

385
00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,767
problem because you're a little

386
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:45,607
too advanced for your friends?

387
00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,191
Uh-uh.

388
00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:47,996
Adrian's smart.

389
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,360
Adrian's smart.

390
00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,364
She was telling us what to do in

391
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,235
French.

392
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,241
Needs ice.

393
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,003
Gotcha.

394
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,120
Gotcha.

395
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,700
Hmm.

396
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,544
So she was bossing you around?

397
00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,501
Objection.

398
00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,000
Leading the witness.

399
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,830
Leading the witness.

400
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:04,628
Well, Alexis, there must have

401
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,500
been some reason you had a

402
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:05,996
tantrum, honey.

403
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,750
Tantrum, honey.

404
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:07,877
If she actually had a tantrum.

405
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:08,764
That has not yet been

406
00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:09,509
established.

407
00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,510
I did.

408
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,001
A big one.

409
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,680
A big one.

410
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,471
I see.

411
00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:17,995
Alexis,

412
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,520
Alexis,

413
00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,479
you know that your father and I

414
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,769
do not condone temper tantrums.

415
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,003
What got into you?

416
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,110
What got into you?

417
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,058
Nobody would set up my

418
00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:25,727
sleeping bag for me the way

419
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,065
kaci does it when we're pretend

420
00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,000
camping, so I started screaming.

421
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,530
Camping, so I started screaming.

422
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,951
It felt good.

423
00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:34,661
Honey, you got to compromise.

424
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,000
Do you remember?

425
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,120
Do you remember?

426
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,410
We learned that word.

427
00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,243
I know what it means, but I

428
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,957
wanted to sleep on the bunk bed.

429
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:41,998
Too cold.

430
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,460
Too cold.

431
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,170
Ah.

432
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,209
Don't worry about too cold.

433
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:46,794
Gotcha.

434
00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:47,587
There you go.

435
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,000
Thanks, daddy.

436
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,420
Thanks, daddy.

437
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,514
You're welcome, sweetie.

438
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,970
I'm spoiling my baby.

439
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:06,003
Uh, you guys all right?

440
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,400
Uh, you guys all right?

441
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,072
Yeah, we're fine.

442
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:09,940
Yeah, there's no reason why we

443
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,436
wouldn't be fine, right, Keenan?

444
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:11,997
Right, because it's not every

445
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,360
Right, because it's not every

446
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,486
day we're called into a family

447
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,572
meeting.

448
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,697
We're good.

449
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,003
Mm-hmm.

450
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,790
Mm-hmm.

451
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,120
Okay, well, your father and I

452
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:22,874
wanted to talk to you because we

453
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:23,995
know that--

454
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,370
know that--

455
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,327
Oh, my god!

456
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,326
You told them I slow danced at

457
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,377
the party with taj bellinger.

458
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:27,710
Mom!

459
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,003
Um, look, the song was fast,

460
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,380
um, look, the song was fast,

461
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,013
okay?

462
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,548
Taj just--he just moves slow.

463
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,182
So...

464
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:35,999
I didn't tell 'em.

465
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,640
I didn't tell 'em.

466
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,851
Sweetie, we don't mind if you

467
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,001
slow danced with a boy.

468
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,350
Slow danced with a boy.

469
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,063
We don't?

470
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,732
No, we do not.

471
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,600
You guys didn't do anything

472
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:46,516
wrong.

473
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,234
Okay, you're not in trouble.

474
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,003
We just want to thank you.

475
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,860
We just want to thank you.

476
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,070
Wait, okay, this is weird.

477
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,530
[Laughs]

478
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,000
You guys, we just admire and

479
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,360
You guys, we just admire and

480
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,315
we appreciate how much you love

481
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,275
and take care of your little

482
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,115
sister.

483
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:58,949
And we know we've always

484
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,003
encouraged you to help us with

485
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,080
encouraged you to help us with

486
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,749
baby girl--Alexis--

487
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,748
But we think it's time that

488
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,000
she become more independent.

489
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,790
She become more independent.

490
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,674
So we want you to ask her to do

491
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,791
more things on her own.

492
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,797
And we're gonna make a

493
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:11,999
conscious effort to do the same.

494
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,670
Conscious effort to do the same.

495
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,005
Yeah.

496
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,509
[Laughter]

497
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,681
What's so funny?

498
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,999
Oh, come on.

499
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,590
Oh, come on.

500
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:19,637
There's no way you'll be able to

501
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,430
do it.

502
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,183
I mean, the whole world revolves

503
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,723
around Alexis.

504
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,307
She's the favorite.

505
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,001
You know, everybody knows that.

506
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,180
You know, everybody knows that.

507
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,017
Okay, we do not have

508
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:26,732
favorites.

509
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,231
No, we do not.

510
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,651
No, we love you all equally.

511
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,999
I mean, you know, she's the

512
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,610
I mean, you know, she's the

513
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:31,229
youngest and the cutest,

514
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,645
so she's spoiled...

515
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,823
Rotten.

516
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,822
We get it.

517
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:36,003
Okay, things may be different

518
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,200
Okay, things may be different

519
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,409
with Alexis, but that' sonly

520
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,239
because the circumstances are

521
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:39,823
different.

522
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,867
I mean, when you guys were

523
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,740
Alexis' age, I was a single mom.

524
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:41,996
I was still in school.

525
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,740
I was still in school.

526
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,158
I was working.

527
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,695
I didn't have the resources that

528
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,828
we have now.

529
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,004
So, yeah, I mean, there's more

530
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,120
so, yeah, I mean, there's more

531
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,957
time now for--

532
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,672
Spoiling someone.

533
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:52,592
Right.

534
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,000
Oh, what--wow.

535
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,130
Oh, what--wow.

536
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:54,763
You know what?

537
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,009
You two really should not be

538
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:56,800
talking.

539
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,012
You, with the rows and rows and

540
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:58,762
rows of sneakers and name-brand

541
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,003
tee shirts.

542
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,760
Tee shirts.

543
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,005
And you, miss, you with the

544
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,346
smart phone, the iPad, the iPod,

545
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,222
the ipen.

546
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:05,997
Okay, there's no such thing

547
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,140
Okay, there's no such thing

548
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:06,515
as an ipen.

549
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,350
Yeah, but if there was, you'd

550
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,095
have one.

551
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,996
Well, if we're this spoiled,

552
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,520
Well, if we're this spoiled,

553
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,226
then she is this spoiled, right?

554
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:15,817
Oh, really?

555
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,691
Come on.

556
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,027
Really?

557
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:17,701
Oh, okay, you know what?

558
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:17,998
That's about to change, because

559
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,740
that's about to change, because

560
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,662
for your information, your

561
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,239
sister is upstairs right now,

562
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:22,914
cleaning her room by herself

563
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,002
and making up her own bed.

564
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,240
And making up her own bed.

565
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:25,867
How you doing?

566
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,913
So there.

567
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,116
Mom! Daddy!

568
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,825
I stubbed my finger on my bed!

569
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:29,995
Oh, no!

570
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,630
Oh, no!

571
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:32,459
Okay, so--

572
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,133
Oh!

573
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,250
Dude, the child is injured.

574
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,246
Okay, what was he supposed to

575
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:35,997
do?

576
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,050
Do?

577
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,010
Twins one, parents zero.

578
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:38,760
Zero.

579
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,181
So I would like to hear about

580
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:41,840
the slow dancing with the boy.

581
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:41,997
Tell me about taj.

582
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,850
Tell me about taj.

583
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:53,193
Will you peel my Clementine?

584
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,002
[Clears throat]

585
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,900
[Clears throat]

586
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,452
[Clears throat]

587
00:12:59,528 --> 00:12:59,998
I can start it for you, but

588
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,610
I can start it for you, but

589
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,816
you have to finish it.

590
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,066
Mommy, Keenan won't peel my

591
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,617
Clementine.

592
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,990
Oh, sweetie, come on.

593
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,286
We had this conversation.

594
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:07,909
You're a big girl now.

595
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,705
You can do things for yourself.

596
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,999
I know you can do it.

597
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:12,832
But it's Keenan's job.

598
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:13,747
I know, but now it's your

599
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,754
job.

600
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:15,785
But Keenan always peels my

601
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,998
Clementine for me.

602
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,340
Clementine for me.

603
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,632
It's not fair.

604
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,215
Well, it's--okay.

605
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,889
[Sobbing]

606
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:29,998
[Stops sobbing abruptly]

607
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,810
[Stops sobbing abruptly]

608
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:35,997
[Resumes sobbing]

609
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,070
[Resumes sobbing]

610
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,860
What's wrong, Princess?

611
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,074
Nobody will help me peel my

612
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,003
Clementine.

613
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,570
Clementine.

614
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,405
Oh, give me that.

615
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,741
You are too cute to have to peel

616
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,995
your own Clementine, all right?

617
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,910
Your own Clementine, all right?

618
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,124
Uh, um!

619
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:51,455
What?

620
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,919
No.

621
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:53,248
Uh...

622
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,002
Oh, oh, oh.

623
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,830
Oh, oh, oh.

624
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,998
[Grunts]

625
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,336
Sorry.

626
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,000
You are cute enough to peel your

627
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,220
you are cute enough to peel your

628
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,548
own Clementine.

629
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,473
How's that?

630
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,003
But--Rome wasn't built in a day.

631
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,560
But--Rome wasn't built in a day.

632
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,000
Oh, hey, ho, ho!

633
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,350
Oh, hey, ho, ho!

634
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:13,765
[Chuckles]

635
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,572
Um, Jeff Michael, I just wanted

636
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:17,998
to ask you a question from a

637
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,690
to ask you a question from a

638
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,484
psychological standpoint.

639
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,698
So why aren't you friendly to

640
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:23,999
me?

641
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,910
Me?

642
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,819
You mean, why don't I flirt

643
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,566
with you?

644
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:26,987
No, no, no.

645
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,204
Why aren't--friendly?

646
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:29,995
Well, from a psychological

647
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,950
Well, from a psychological

648
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,996
standpoint, I thought that you'd

649
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,000
be offended by my friendliness.

650
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,130
Be offended by my friendliness.

651
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,378
Well, have I done something

652
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,289
to make you think I'd be easily

653
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,377
offended?

654
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,961
Well, you do seem a little

655
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:41,296
uptight.

656
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,000
I--beg your pardon?

657
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,720
I--beg your pardon?

658
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,969
I mean, you can tell a lot by

659
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,090
a person from the sandwich they

660
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:46,386
order.

661
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,888
I have cheeses from around the

662
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:48,000
world, homemade breads and

663
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,930
world, homemade breads and

664
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:50,854
spreads, meat that practically

665
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,141
melts in your mouth.

666
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:53,995
You?

667
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,100
You?

668
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,894
You keep ordering the same-old

669
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,728
low-calorie, boring, dry

670
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,023
sandwich day after day after

671
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,896
day.

672
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,002
I'm a--I'm a creature of

673
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,780
I'm a--I'm a creature of

674
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,279
habit, I suppose.

675
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,779
I just--i like what I like, so--

676
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,002
That's not flirtable.

677
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,240
That's not flirtable.

678
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,624
Fine.

679
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,580
But I will have you know that I

680
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,000
am quite adventurous.

681
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,870
Am quite adventurous.

682
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,914
This is my signature steak

683
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,958
sandwich,

684
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,001
broiled to perfection with

685
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,790
broiled to perfection with

686
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,416
grilled onions topped with brown

687
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,302
mustard and imported provolone

688
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,799
on a soft French roll.

689
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,001
You're adventurous?

690
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,510
You're adventurous?

691
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,590
[Scoffs]

692
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,304
Show me.

693
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,004
I just--thank you.

694
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,890
I just--thank you.

695
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,521
Here.

696
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,099
But if I get the afternoon

697
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,004
sleepies, it's on you.

698
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,150
Sleepies, it's on you.

699
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,608
Oh, you know what?

700
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,268
Maybe I should get a soda to

701
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,816
help keep me up.

702
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:41,999
Oh, no, no, no, no.

703
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,480
Oh, no, no, no, no.

704
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,026
Then I'll crash.

705
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,818
Oh, I could get a diet soda.

706
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:45,652
Oh, no, no!

707
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,446
No!

708
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,608
If I say I'm gonna commit,

709
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:47,996
I have to commit.

710
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,360
I have to commit.

711
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:48,907
You scared?

712
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,739
Yes, I am.

713
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,995
Doc, the chips are on me.

714
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,370
Doc, the chips are on me.

715
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,453
Thank you.

716
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,037
Thanks.

717
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:56,661
And you know what else?

718
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,497
What?

719
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,751
I'm working on a new

720
00:15:58,832 --> 00:15:59,542
sandwich, and it's called

721
00:15:59,625 --> 00:15:59,995
"the whassup, doc?"

722
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,460
"The whassup, doc?"

723
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,132
Ooh.

724
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,710
[Laughs]

725
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,375
Now, it's white bread,

726
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,962
lettuce, and slices of Bologna.

727
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,798
Oh.

728
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,632
But I infuse it with a

729
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,086
specially made chipotle sauce so

730
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,756
it looks boring on the outside,

731
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:11,995
but when you bite into it, it's

732
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,930
but when you bite into it, it's

733
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,024
got some depth.

734
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,725
Hi, daddy.

735
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,315
Whatcha doin'?

736
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:23,999
Grading papers.

737
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,190
Grading papers.

738
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,185
Could you take a break and

739
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,026
fix me a bowl of cereal?

740
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,111
Oh, sure, honey.

741
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,080
You know what?

742
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,989
I think you are a big girl, and

743
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,828
you can do it yourself.

744
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:38,503
Daddy!

745
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,500
I can't.

746
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,291
Alexis, I really think you

747
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,004
can.

748
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,330
Can.

749
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,181
[Sighs]

750
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:23,995
Alexis...

751
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,850
Alexis...

752
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,517
Sweetie, did you fix that bowl

753
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,864
of cereal all by yourself?

754
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,001
Yeah, all by myself.

755
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,610
Yeah, all by myself.

756
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,902
[Laughs]

757
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:32,685
Oh, my goodness.

758
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,068
Mommy is so proud of you.

759
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:35,445
Thanks.

760
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,001
[Laughs]

761
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,450
[Laughs]

762
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,333
Sweetheart, did you wash your

763
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,408
hands?

764
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,940
Mommy's proud of you too, daddy.

765
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:05,998
You know, one of us has to

766
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,190
You know, one of us has to

767
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,270
clean these windows.

768
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,001
Oh, oh...

769
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,830
Oh, oh...

770
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,948
Hey, li'l bit.

771
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,745
Hey, um,

772
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:23,999
what's going on with your hair?

773
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,540
What's going on with your hair?

774
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,831
Combed it all by myself.

775
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,125
Aw,

776
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,998
Alexis, sweetie, we are so proud

777
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,920
Alexis, sweetie, we are so proud

778
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,673
of you for doing so much by

779
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,464
yourself,

780
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,087
but you don't have to comb your

781
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,003
hair by yourself until you're a

782
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,300
hair by yourself until you're a

783
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,473
teenager.

784
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,301
Kaci can still help you.

785
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,385
Good.

786
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,100
Because I was having some

787
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:41,999
trouble.

788
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,220
Trouble.

789
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,597
You were?

790
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,354
No.

791
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,595
No, babe, I don't believe that

792
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:47,996
for a second.

793
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,730
For a second.

794
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:49,562
Hey, and where you think

795
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:50,936
you're going with that book?

796
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:51,733
To read myself a bedtime

797
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,565
story.

798
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,689
Ooh, well, you know,

799
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:53,995
I know you're a big girl and

800
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,440
I know you're a big girl and

801
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,526
all, but you mind if I still

802
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,862
read you a bedtime story?

803
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,236
It kind of makes me sleepy too.

804
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,003
Okay.

805
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,120
Okay.

806
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,409
What did you do that for?

807
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,742
If you're reading,

808
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,657
I'm picking a harder book.

809
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:05,996
[Laughter]

810
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,790
[Laughter]

811
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,793
She's picking a harder book.

812
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,714
Picking a harder book.

813
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,291
All right.

814
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,205
Don't get eaten by the hair

815
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:11,463
now.

816
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,003
I'll try.

817
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,840
I'll try.

818
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,880
[Laughs]

819
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,804
Hey, kaci, 'member when mom

820
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,003
used to read to us in bed?

821
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,800
Used to read to us in bed?

822
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,684
Yes.

823
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,470
It was my favorite time of the

824
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,222
whole day.

825
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,973
Aw.

826
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,995
You guys are still my babies.

827
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,260
You guys are still my babies.

828
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,218
Come here.

829
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:25,557
Come on.

830
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,181
I'll read you a bedtime story

831
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,597
too.

832
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,265
Come get on mommy's lap.

833
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,003
My twins!

834
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,270
My twins!

835
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:31,685
Hey, okay--ow.

836
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,732
Oh, really?

837
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,324
Ow.

838
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:33,648
Really?

839
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,982
Ow.

840
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:35,567
Hey.

841
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,001
Quit.

842
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,650
Quit.

843
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,367
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